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Naughty but Nice Cocktails

Author: Elizabeth Hinds - Updated: 1 August 2010 | commentsComment
 
Naughty But Nice Cocktails

If you’ve always fancied sex on the beach but never quite been brave enough, we’re here to help you!

Cocktails with naughty names are nothing new: people were having sex on the beach in the 1960s! Maybe even your parents tried it!

Many of these cocktails involve vodka, so open a bottle, invite some friends around, relax and enjoy a slow comfortable screw.

You’d better start off with the basic …

Screwdriver

  • 2 shots vodka
  • 5 shots orange juice

Pour the vodka and orange juice over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Now you’re ready for a …

Slow Screw

  • 2 shots sloe gin
  • Orange juice

Pour the gin into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.

Relax and enjoy a …

Slow Comfortable Screw

  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot sloe gin
  • 1 shot Southern Comfort
  • 1 shot orange juice

Shake together in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into an ice-filled cocktail glass.

Or what about this?

Slow Comfortable Screw up against the Wall

  • 1 shot sloe gin
  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot Southern Comfort
  • 1 shot Galliano
  • Orange juice

Pour the gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano into a tall glass filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.

Maybe this is more to your taste.

Comfortable Fuzzy Screw

  • 1½ shots vodka
  • 1½ shots Southern Comfort
  • 1½ shots peach liqueur
  • Orange juice

Pour the vodka, Southern Comfort and peach liqueur into an ice-filled highball glass. Top up with orange juice and stir gently.

But you really wanted …

Sex on the Beach

  • 1½ shots vodka
  • ½ shot peach schnapps
  • ¼ shot Chambord black raspberry liqueur
  • 2 shots pineapple juice
  • 2 shots cranberry juice

Shake all the ingredients together in an ice-filled shaker. Strain onto ice in a highball glass.

Maybe you’d enjoy …

Oral Sex on the Beach

  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot peach schnapps
  • 1 shot Blue Curacao
  • 3½ shots pineapple juice

Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a chilled highball glass.

If you’re in a hurry what about a …

Quickie on the Beach

  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot peach schnapps

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir gently.

Remember to always take care.

Safe sex on the Beach

  • 3 shots cranberry juice
  • 3 shots grapefruit juice
  • 2 shots peach juice or nectar

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry before serving.

Let’s not forget the body parts.

Fuzzy Navel

  • 1 shot peach schnapps
  • Orange juice

Pour the peach schnapps into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill up with orange juice. Stir and serve.

Slippery Nipple

  • 2 shots Sambuca
  • ½ shot Baileys
  • 1 drop grenadine

Pour the Sambuca into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top. Add a drop of grenadine in the centre.

Buttery Nipple

  • 1 shot Baileys
  • 1 shot butterscotch liqueur

Pour the butterscotch liqueur into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top.

And for the climax what about an …

Orgasm

  • 1 shot amaretto
  • 1 shot coffee liqueur
  • 1 shot Baileys
  • Single cream

Pour the liqueurs into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake well and strain into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with cream.

Or even better, a …

Screaming Orgasm

  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot amaretto
  • 1 shot coffee liqueur
  • 1 shot Baileys
  • Single cream (optional)

Pour the vodka, amaretto, Baileys and coffee liqueur into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a highball glass and top up with cream if desired.

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