Naughty but Nice Cocktails

If you’ve always fancied sex on the beach but never quite been brave enough, we’re here to help you!

Cocktails with naughty names are nothing new: people were having sex on the beach in the 1960s! Maybe even your parents tried it!

Many of these cocktails involve vodka, so open a bottle, invite some friends around, relax and enjoy a slow comfortable screw.

You’d better start off with the basic …

Screwdriver

• 2 shots vodka
• 5 shots orange juice

Pour the vodka and orange juice over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Now you’re ready for a …

Slow Screw

• 2 shots sloe gin
• Orange juice

Pour the gin into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.

Relax and enjoy a …

Slow Comfortable Screw

• 1 shot vodka
• 1 shot sloe gin
• 1 shot Southern Comfort
• 1 shot orange juice

Shake together in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into an ice-filled cocktail glass.

Or what about this?

Slow Comfortable Screw up against the Wall

• 1 shot sloe gin
• 1 shot vodka
• 1 shot Southern Comfort
• 1 shot Galliano
• Orange juice

Pour the gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano into a tall glass filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.

Maybe this is more to your taste.

Comfortable Fuzzy Screw

• 1½ shots vodka
• 1½ shots Southern Comfort
• 1½ shots peach liqueur
• Orange juice

Pour the vodka, Southern Comfort and peach liqueur into an ice-filled highball glass. Top up with orange juice and stir gently.

But you really wanted …

Sex on the Beach

• 1½ shots vodka
• ½ shot peach schnapps
• ¼ shot Chambord black raspberry liqueur
• 2 shots pineapple juice
• 2 shots cranberry juice

Shake all the ingredients together in an ice-filled shaker. Strain onto ice in a highball glass.

Maybe you’d enjoy …

Oral Sex on the Beach

• 1 shot vodka
• 1 shot peach schnapps
• 1 shot Blue Curacao
• 3½ shots pineapple juice

Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a chilled highball glass.

If you’re in a hurry what about a …

Quickie on the Beach

• 1 shot vodka
• 1 shot peach schnapps

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir gently.

Remember to always take care.

Safe sex on the Beach

• 3 shots cranberry juice
• 3 shots grapefruit juice
• 2 shots peach juice or nectar

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry before serving.

Let’s not forget the body parts.

Fuzzy Navel

• 1 shot peach schnapps
• Orange juice

Pour the peach schnapps into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill up with orange juice. Stir and serve.

Slippery Nipple

• 2 shots Sambuca
• ½ shot Baileys
• 1 drop grenadine

Pour the Sambuca into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top. Add a drop of grenadine in the centre.

Buttery Nipple

• 1 shot Baileys
• 1 shot butterscotch liqueur

Pour the butterscotch liqueur into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top.

And for the climax what about an …

Orgasm

• 1 shot amaretto
• 1 shot coffee liqueur
• 1 shot Baileys
• Single cream

Pour the liqueurs into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake well and strain into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with cream.

Or even better, a …

Screaming Orgasm

• 1 shot vodka
• 1 shot amaretto
• 1 shot coffee liqueur
• 1 shot Baileys
• Single cream (optional)

Pour the vodka, amaretto, Baileys and coffee liqueur into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a highball glass and top up with cream if desired.

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